More Candles, Less Fucks: Celebrate with Hilarious Birthday Cards!

Looking for the perfect birthday card to bring a smile (and maybe a chuckle) to a friend's face? You're in the right place! Our shop specializes in high-quality, funny birthday cards designed to make any birthday a memorable one. We believe in celebrating with vibrant colors and a touch of irreverent humor.

Premium Quality, Guaranteed to Impress

Each A2 card is crafted with meticulous attention to detail. We use heavy, top-notch paper that feels luxurious to the touch. The colors are vibrant, the printing is impeccable, and every card is designed to stand out. We even include metallic Euro flap envelopes, because details matter. Made right here in the USA, these cards are perfect for gifting.

The Perfect Gift for Any Birthday

Whether you're looking for a sassy card, a sarcastic message, or something simply hilarious, we have a card to match. Browse our collection and find the perfect message to celebrate another year of life (and maybe a few less worries!).

Shop now and make their birthday unforgettable (in a good way)!